I blew it up, first with 43 left and came 39th out of 11,600 runners. I could cry, what was I thinking self sabotage, weakness of character, lack of critical thinking in the clutch moments of life and single malt whiskey all sent me to the rail in one ridiculous hand.

The Villain went on to come second and I have been in bed since with a cold feeling empty inside.

I’ve ordered more poker books and have decided to take this game down once and for all, I will master the edges and pick my spots.

One day soon I’ll bring home £1MM and say “My name Ozymandias King of Kings look on my works ye Mighty and despair”